I thought I should post this, as I won't be here for a long time. Not that I'm leaving forever and everandever.

It's just that I actually do my homework and study every night. I also make friends. In real life. Yes, I get more exposure to people than through instant messaging now.

I also read voraciously. And I'm writing a book or two. And some short stories.

I also converted to Christian. Yes, after many times stating how much I hated God and didn't believe that "garbage" I decided to be fair and study the Bible objectively. And I was taken aback at actually how much Christianity makes sense.

And now I own 8 different Bibles and plan to read them all, and a few more when I get them.

Also, Soul Calibur 2 is the best game ever <3

lest your parents see what cannot be unseen

It's true.

My absence didn't go as planned.

Sometimes I can't function without a break, and when I break, I come here. So, when I'm on NG I'm sort of actually working, or...preparing for work? Anyway.

I'm doing a lot of work aside from school. I'm editing my autobiography (major changes) and will re-upload them when they're done on my famous Deviant Art account.

I've had some religious changes as well.

I didn't join a new church or anything. I just consider myself Christian-Agnostic now. I read the Bible everyday, and now I'm collecting different BIbles and plan to read them all. I believe in the Bible being the Word of God and I am a proud follower of it.

But, hey, I can't blame atheists and normal agnostics for hating religion. I'm not stupid.

But I'll be back to whip you all into shape. Don't worry.

Reason for absence: I am going to seriously concentrate on school. I need to. I am going to do nothing but practice what I have to work on for endless hours straight. That means no computer, very little reading, not as much Rise of Nations, not playing Myst, no more announcing how proud I am for being conservative, no more unintentionally trolling on the forums and insulting liberals.

I'll be gone for about a year but I'll try to be here to celebrate my 2nd anniversary of signing up to Newgrounds. And I want a pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it.

You can leave all your hateful, spiteful, and threatening messages either below or by spamming my inbox.

But until I come back regularly, peace. Through superior firepower.

I can't wait till all you pacifist hippies die.

You complain about this "global warming" but you go out in giant buses leaving supposed "carbon footprints." You try to spread peace, and how exactly? Smoking pot, of course! Chill out. And how do you expect to be taken seriously?

To arms! Grab your guns and Bibles! Read it and learn something.

Stop spreading the sign of the American chicken. If you want peace, do it through superior firepower. Deport immigrants. Make everyone learn English. I'd rather not have to pay more for a game because its instruction manual has a few other languages in it, too.

Oh, and in case Hillary Clinton decides to run for president again:

I finished my short story, finally.

Here it is: The Worst of Suicides

Read it. You probably have nothing better to do, anyway.

Edit: POSITIVE REVIEW FROM A FAN

"i looooooooooooove it, at first i said OMG it's too long how am i gonna read all this but once i started reading it, i couldn't stop , i fell in love with your writing style, the story is very touching and it has different meanings , really philosophical stories are my thing , thank you for your effort it's not that easy to write all of this, such a great story you're one of the best ^^"

-Dark-Angelx-X

It's sad that your mother didn't use them.

Yeah, you. Come here.

You know something? Guys like you and me, we gotta look out for each other, you know what I mean?

I didn't tell on you. It's cool man, no problem. We gotta watch each other's backs, after all.

Maybe I'm just going through a phase, I don't know.

I used to have a lot of fun on the BBS; now it's a chore to go there. I don't find anything funny anymore. Photoshop threads are shit, people seem to be losing their intelligence and asking stupid questions, and the shit some of you people write...let me enlighten you with this: you don't make sense.

Remember those things called cock jokes? Yeah? Well here's a newsflash for you: grow the fuck up. Cock jokes can't be revived to what they once were; now it's just annoying and perverse to see a penis glaring off my screen as I'm scrolling down a thread, trying to relax. I come home from a stressful day at school only to see socially incapable teenagers posting pictures of cocks everywhere. I'm getting sick of it. And don't even get me started on memes. Anyone posting those things should be impaled on a stake and burnt if they don't repent and change their ways.

Get the hell off your WOW and what other MMOs you might be playing. You're not getting anything worthwhile accomplished. There's this thing called social interaction, and who knows, you might actually be good at it if you gave it a chance.

Although I'll always still be a part of NG, I'm not going to be the user who enjoys being here; I'm always going to feel like it's a chore to have to post, to let the few people here I care about know that I'm still alive. I'm just plain sick of your drama and your uncanny ability to make a small matter escalate into something blown out of proportion, as if it's a huge matter. Some of you kids just don't know how to handle a problem or don't know when and how to be assertive to get something done. You're sitting back, just waiting to let your problems overtake you, or let someone else take care of your problem because you're too spoiled to do it yourself.

Be a man. Take responsibility for your own actions. Do your homework and clean up your room. Make your bed after you wake up. Learn to brush your teeth and have decent hygiene. Wash your hands after you take a piss, for the love of Christ. Have some sense of morality. Know when something is right or wrong, and learn to act on such wisdom. When you're asked what you believe, give a reason why. Be prepared to defend your beliefs.

There's something that not many people have grown up with because their parents failed to teach them. It's a very important thing, and it's called dignity. Self-respect. I get a vibe that people simple just don't care anymore, have abandoned all morals, and indulge in whatever they feel like doing. Hell, some of you would eat your own shit if you were paid to.

You need to discipline yourself and learn to get into a routine. You need to learn to stop depending on others and only depend on yourself; eventually you'll be the only person you can depend on. Get out in the world and show who you are, and be proud of it. Learn to accept and deal with ridicule, rather than to conform into being what people want you to be.

People want you to be a slave. They just want you for your money, and in some cases, sexual pleasure. These are the moral standards people have dropped so low to. Show that you're better than that. Show that you're better than they are, and that you have a sense of self-respect. Dress nicely, get some suit pants, an office shirt, and a tie. Comb your hair and clean yourself up. Get your life on the right track. Have good conduct and learn to have some manners.

I'm repulsed at how many of you take drugs on a regular basis. Even if it is completely harmless as many of you claim, it still gives you a bad name. How much of a chance do you think you'll have at getting a job if your interviewer knew you take drugs? Or what if your boss finds out? I believe they have tests for those things. At the very least, drugs cause an addiction, which, yes, is harmful.

Now, if I am professing morals, I too should follow what I preach. I have to be fair here. Not all of you need to be reading this. Some of you, a few of you, are good, respectable users who make this site a good experience. I commend you; I applaud you who set a good example for the rest of the users. But I urge you to continue doing so.

I hope all of you think about your life and learn a lesson or two. The whole purpose of this particular blog post was to serve as a WAKE UP CALL!