Well Windows Messenger was on this computer for a long time apparently, and I never used it. So I finally made my screename, which is also my main email address:

eggys@operamail.com

Feel free to add me, and also, I've heard rumors that MSN can also take AIM screenames? Is this true?

Oh, and call me Eric :)

Will never be as cool as Pete Burns.

should I be slowing down with how frequently I make news posts?

We're getting somewhere.

* Sarah Silverman: ...it's me. I'm in ahh, a hotel...I don't know I've been on the road so long I..I don't even know what city I'm in any more to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't but it's important, I mean we've been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven't told you and it's just not right, so here it goes.
* Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm sorry but it's true
* Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm not imagining it's you
* Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
* Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: While you're drinking diet Snapple
* Sarah Silverman: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She said she's fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? 'Cause, 'cause I'm talking about her breasts...
Sarah Silverman: Yeah...it's...it's funny...
* Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, don't take it bad...Remember all the good times we had...Like the time we went fishing...And we caught a bunch of fish...Then you puked in the bucket...On the fish that we caught...
* Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who's that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Matt Damon!
Boys: She's fucking Matt Damon!
Sarah Silverman: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N...I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
* Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: And you know that I ain't lying
* Sarah Silverman: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien
The Insider's Pat O'Brien: It's true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon
* Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon
* Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly's show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
* Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.
* Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: She's fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.!
* Sarah Silverman: So, that's it...umm....I think I was clear?
Matt Damon: No, you did great.
Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.
Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway...umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there's no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I'm friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn't clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there....Jimmy we're out of time...sorry.
Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!
Matt Damon: A little bit, let's put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon...See ya Jimmy.

My hero.

I have inherited my dad's old IBM ThinkPad and I helped him make the decision of buying a PowerSpec computer! This worked out well somehow!

My laptop broke. It doesn't work anymore; it just won't turn on. I'm using my dad's for now, hopefully he'll get a new desktop computer.

All my files are gone and everything. Oh, this just sucks...

Midna2008!

I want to handcuff him and anally rape him. I want to tie him up in chains and watch him struggle and whine while trying to get out.

I want to handcuff him to my bed and trow away the key, and then I will butt rape him every night and every morning. I want to make out with him every minute that time has to offer me.

And yes, there is a penis in my signature. It's Link's penis. And I want it.